New Years Resolutions for CATS
Wel, it’s a new year and like my human counterpart, I’ve made some resolutions.
(May I be forced to roll around in catnip all day long if I stray one iota!)
- I will remember that some of my humans possessions are NOT toys.
(Oops! Caught me!)
- I will pay attention to my owner at all times, not just before a meal.
- I will eat whenever I am hungry, heartily and without guilt, until I am full.
When finished, I will lick my chops grandly to indicate that indeed that was
the finest meal I have ever tasted.
- I will play with passion. I will rip my toys into shreds whenever possible.
I will lose many of them under the sofa. I will also spend many hours and
gain much enjoyment from the boxes they come in.
- I will (almost) always use the litter box and not the house plants.
- I will only scratch designated scratching posts.
- I will avoid territorial disputes with other cats. (whenever possible)
- I will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the
Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.
- I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in
groceries or laundry , or else one of these days, it will really come true.
- I will remember computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my
lovely tail.
- I will only reguritate food and furballs on a tiled surface.
- I will sleep as much as possible each and every day. The importance of this
cannot be overestimated.
- I will not wake before dawn to play games that require my humans
participation, and then incessantly request their presense.
- I will forget all the above and just BE MYSELF!
- Lastly, I vow never again to waste precious nap time making New Years
resolutions. This delusional practice is better left to humans. We cats have
9 lives to live, thank you very much!
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