Barbecuing and MEN

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the
following chain of events is put into motion.
  1. The woman goes to the store.
  2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
    it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
    utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
    beside the grill, drinking a beer.
  4. The man places the meat on the grill.
  5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check
    the vegetables.
  6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
    is burning.
  7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
    to the woman. (insert smug expression and "isn't
    that steak a beaut!")
  8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them
    to the table.
  9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does
    the dishes.
  10. The man ask the woman how she enjoyed "her
    night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
    concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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