1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and
you're too tired to care.
2. You can't find your cordless phone,
so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly,
following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.
3. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
4.
Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking
bodily fluids on you.
5. Popsicles become a food
staple.
6. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
7.
Peanut butter and jelly is eaten for at least one meal a day.
8.
Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her,
after you suck the dirt off of it because your too busy to wash it
off.
9. Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping,
etc.. and you think it's funny.
10. You're so desperate for adult
conversation that you spill your guts to the tele-marketer that calls
and HE hangs up on YOU!
11. Spit is your number one cleaning
agent.
12. In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the light
fixtures, water all over the floorand a dog is drinking out of the
toilet.
13. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making rice
krispies bars.
14. You're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming,
dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking,
driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets,
changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills,
budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging
out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), PLUS
swinging, playing base-ball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling
dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers,
slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking,
trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the
dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or
go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10
pounds.
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